It's insane for us to think today
That women used to have no say
In matters of the government
The line of thinking usually went
You do not need a ballot to finish your needlepoint
Even though men called them gorgons
And their corsets crushed their organs
Suffragettes, they rocked the boat
To help us win the right to vote
Suffragette roll call!
Elizabeth Cady Stanton
Susan B. Anthony
Sojourner Truth
We marched on Washington
We fought the fight
We're independent women who demanded equal rights
Thank you, ladies
Thanks to you, I can vote
Well–
Come again?
Are you kidding me?
I've just been informed that cartoons don't have the right to vote
This won't stand! This won't fly!
No animation without representation!
We toast 100 years of women voting in our nation
But as a disenfranchised toon, I seek emancipation
Saluting my foremothers in star-spangled petticoats
I respectfully submit it's time to give cartoons the vote
Let's all march on Washington, let's fight the fight
I might only be a drawing, but I still want equal rights
Come on, March
March for your rights
March! March! March! For your cartoony rights!
March! March! March! For your cartoony rights!
Cartoons! You gotta march, march, march!
March for your rights!
Come on, everybody!
All together now!
Robots, monsters, Tiny Toons
Sylvester, talking cars
Ducks, dogs, bunnies, Elmer Fudd
Whatever these guys are
Road Runner, Pinky, Taz, The Brain
Wile E. Coyote
It's time to band together, time to give cartoons the vote
Don't be afraid to speak out
Tell us about the issues that affect you
I've been out of work for six months due to a mallet-related injury
It'd be great to have a stunt double for all the cartoon violence
Excellent! Let us tell the big-wigs how we really feel!
Attention, Washington!
Every day, we're smashed and whacked
Every day, we're smashed and whacked
It's time to take our anvils back
It's time to take our anvils back
A pie for you, a pie for me
A pie for you, a pie for me
This seltzer sprays equality
This seltzer sprays equality
We're coming to you live with reports of a
Tiny dog puppy lady singing at Congress
We besieged the legislatures to secure our zany stature
Squirrelly tail entwined with Tweety wing
Hear our voices as we sing