I put my right arm out, and then the left arm out
And then I hold 'em like I'm makin' a circle (yeah)
And then I do the dip, and then I squeeze and twist
And yo, believe me, I ain't even tryna hurt you (let's go)
I put my left arm out, and then my right arm out
And then I hold 'em like I'm makin' a circle (whoa!)
Do the dip again, even with my friends
And then squeeze 'em 'til we make 'em turn purple (ha-ha-ha)
Yeah, yo, it's your buddy, huggy
We don't do the dougie, buddy
Around here, all we're doin' is the huggy-wuggy
Two-steppin' to the beat, gettin' lovey-dovey
You can squeeze up on a friend or your puppy, wuppy
Give your mom a hug, give your dad a hug
If it ain't no one around, you can grab a duck (quack-quack)
You can even do the dance with your favorite plush
What ya doin'? Lift it up and just give it a hug
I told my grandpa, "Whaddup gramps, you wanna dance?"
He said, "Back in my day, we did the chicken ranch"
Listen gramps, don't nobody know what that is
But this is new school, now I'm 'bout to give you a quiz
Yo, what's the first move?
(Uh, is it left arm out?)
No! (Oh) you wasn't paid attention, try again now
(Oh yeah, you said to make a circle)
C'mon gramps, it's the simplest dance in the world, dude
I put my right arm out, and then the left arm out
And then I hold 'em like I'm makin' a circle (yeah)
And then I do the dip, and then I squeeze and twist
And yo, believe me, I ain't even tryna hurt you (let's go)
I put my left arm out, and then my right arm out
And then I hold 'em like I'm makin' a circle (whoa!)
Do the dip again, even with my friends
And then squeeze 'em 'til we make 'em turn purple (ha-ha-ha)
Ay, yo, my granny wanny, she moves her granny fanny
'Cause everybody in the family love a little dancing
Even my uncle wuncle, even my auntie wauntie
Even my cousin Stewart, living in Miami-wami
I told my granny, I said, "Listen yo, I got some moves
So follow me, and I'ma tell you what you got to do"
It's pretty simple, and it's all about the love
See, the dance is really fun and it revolves around a hug, so
I put my left arm out, and my right one too (yeah)
If you ain't feeling the groove, then that is just rude (oh)
Doing the huggy dance is what you must do
And if you get too close, I might hug you
She said, "Let me put my knees to the test
Left arm, right arm, then I breeze through the rest"
If you want, you can add a little lean to the left
Then I squeezed on my granny 'til I squeezed her to death
I put my right arm out, and then the left arm out
And then I hold 'em like I'm makin' a circle (yeah)
And then I do the dip, and then I squeeze and twist
And yo, believe me, I ain't even tryna hurt you (let's go)
I put my left arm out, and then my right arm out
And then I hold 'em like I'm makin' a circle (whoa!)
Do the dip again, even with my friends
And then squeeze 'em 'til we make 'em turn purple (ha-ha-ha)
Sounds like there is a knock at the door
It was so loud, that I thought it was Thor
Hey officers, how ya doin'?
Just dandy, but you're under arrest for the murder granny wanny
Yo, wait a second, guys, this was just an accident
I can explain, now let me tell you what is happening
We were hanging out, and I was showing her this dance
And then I hugged her, I didn't know she had a fragile abdomen
And can you show us what this dance looked like?
Sure, you put your left arm out after the right then you dip
And when you dip, you give 'em a squeeze
But granny couldn't handle it, she fell to her knees
Hmm, so for the record, it goes left arm out?
No, right then left, then you wrap it around
Then squeeze real tight 'til your friend says, "Ow!"
There you go, now you're getting it down
Everybody!
I put my right arm out, and then the left arm out
And then I hold 'em like I'm makin' a circle (yeah)
And then I do the dip, and then I squeeze and twist
And yo, believe me, I ain't even tryna hurt you (let's go)
I put my left arm out, and then my right arm out
And then I hold 'em like I'm makin' a circle (whoa!)
Do the dip again, even with my friends
And then squeeze 'em 'til we make 'em turn purple (ha-ha-ha)