Walter, I've been, uh - very busy the past couple of days.
You see, I had to
Yank a strand out of Buddy's hair
Then, as planned, wait till you're not there
Sneak in and find your hair on the sink
Someone's been multitasking
Then I check with my cousin Mel
He's a tech at Beth Israel
Wait a sec. Should I call you a shrink?
No, dear, but thanks for asking
Melvin checks all the DNA
It's complex, but he works all day
This Fed-Ex shows up here when he's done
And?
Walter has an elf for a son!