When I was five, I fell in love It didn't last He ran from me Literally Ran from me And being Kenyan He ran fast When I was ten, in love Again This peace corps guy I waited for hours Inside his tent with flowers Which made him laugh Which made me cry By thirteen I gave up trying I decided I would be a mathematician... 'Cause math is real I memorized a lot of pi Because additions and subtractions and division Would never make me feel So stupid with love Like I didn't get it I didn't get it, somehow Smart with math but stupid with love I didn't get it I didn't get it... 'Till now Do you have an eraser? I would love to So thank you, math, for being there To bring me joy And thank you, math 'Cause now brought me this cute boy! Is it two? Yes! He's like someone from T.V He's like that guy who give out roses to those women His clothes His grooming And he's foot away from me With swoopy hair and shiny eyes that I could swim in He is live and in the room! And I'm stupid with love I wanna get it I wanna to get it, but how? Smart with math, but stupid with love I wanna get it I didn't get it 'till now Two over zero is undefined Two over zero is undefined Jinx. Ha! I'm astounded and non-plussed I am filled with calculust Does this guy work out? He must All sweaty at the gym Could that image be more hot? Let me just enjoy that thought... School was rough but now? It's not 'Cause now there's him It's all so simple Stupid with love But I can get it Watch this girl self-educate I learned math so I can learn love You wanna bet it? That I can get it? Just wait Just wait Just wait!