My Monday woman wanted my pocket change
She had a date with the hairdresser man
But I don't want no woman if her hair ain't longer than mine
She'll be a no-good doney if her hair ain't longer than mine
My Tuesday woman knocked upon my door
But when I saw her haircut I asked her to go
'Cause I don't want no woman if her hair ain't longer than mine
She'll be a no-good doney if her hair ain't longer than mine
My Wednesday woman took a walk around the block
I believe she went to the barber shop
But I don't want no woman if her hair ain't longer than mine
She'll be a no-good doney if her hair ain't longer than mine
My Thursday woman she was young and fair
Until she just cut her hair
Well, I don't want no woman if her hair ain't longer than mine
She'll be a no-good doney if her hair ain't longer than mine
My Friday woman loved me all last night
But with that short hair it just doesn't feel right
'Cause I don't want no woman if her hair ain't longer than mine
She'll be a no-good doney if her hair ain't longer than mine
My Saturday woman she just left
My Sunday woman's hair rolls and flows all down her breast
And I want that woman 'cause her hair is longer than mine
You know huggin' and squeezin', oh, yeah, it just feels right
Well, I don't want no woman if her hair ain't longer than mine
Well, I don't want no woman if her hair ain't longer than mine
She'll be a no-good doney if her hair ain't longer than mine