Darling, you're too far away Da-da-darling, you're too far Darling, you're too far away Much nearer would be sweet Come a little closer, dear At least within five feet Darling, you're too far away Much nearer would be sweet Come a little closer, dear At least within five feet Melee range Close enough to stab Go on, roll a grapple check Make a grab Melee range Close enough to stab To take a slash at me A slash at melee range I'm happy to take initiative I'll make the first move if you like I'll show you the heart I'm glad to give If ever you wanted to strike Oh, Cupid has rolled his ranged attack He hit me with some kind of hex He's buried his bolt right in my back And darling I hope that you're next Melee range Close enough to stab Go on, roll a grapple check Make a grab Melee range Close enough to stab To take a slash at me A slash at melee range ♪ I've never been in love before I don't know what weapon to wield I'll wave away the fog of war And adjust to this new battlefield When rolling to hit somebody's heart I don't know where I oughta start But if other combat can compare I need you in my threaten square Melee range Close enough to stab Go on, roll a grapple check Make a grab Melee range Close enough to stab To take a slash at me A slash at, woah Melee range Close enough to stab Go on, roll a grapple check Make a grab Melee range Close enough to stab Please take a slash at At melee range