Orcs will eat you, trolls will too
Goblins beat you into goo
Elves are vegetarian, we like our fruits and grains
We think we're extra civilized 'cause we don't eat things with brains
That's why we're better
We're better better better better better than you
Oh better... better better better better
Better better better better better bet... URKK!!
Orcs will eat you, trolls will too
Goblins beat you into goo
But dwarven folk are bravest, there's no food we won't try
We think if you can catch it, you should put it in the pie
That's why we're better
We're better better better better better than you
That's why we're better...
We're better better better better better better better bet... URKK!!
Orcs will eat you, trolls will too
Goblins beat you into goo
We Shire-folk eat anything that's fried in butter first
Especially mushrooms... mmm, mushrooms... mush... URKKK!!
Orcs will eat you, trolls will too
Goblins beat you into goo
Orcs will eat you, trolls will too
Goblins beat you into goo
Orcs will eat you
Orcs will eat you
Orcs will eat you
Orcs will eat you