A broken clock's right twice a day
But mine spins in reverse and may
Have doubled odds and better luck
Now it's twice as good as worthless junk
My heart's as healthy as a horse
But my hard hat's lookin' hardly worn
That other steel toed boot'll drop
But I don't know when, or how to stop
I wish I had a secret code
To signal me to take it slow
I need a sine like calculus
'Cause my limit does, in fact, exist
So slow down, focus
Do yoga poses
And learn to love the lull and just breathe
Breathe
Breathe
Alright I'm good
I think I'm smiling and nodding
But surveillance cameras caught me laugh maniacally
Headbutting every obstacle
I've got to turn it off
And pick back up when I am calm
Even with an invitation, boy
You gotta learn to knock
(Oh knock it off)
And do me one favor
Remember the safe word
I get that passion motivates
And crashes down like ocean waves
But tunnel vision's toxic man
You're not John Henry, take a breath
That might sound harsh when you are used
To head rubs, praise, and sugar cubes
I just hate to see you racing towards
Behaviors that we shouldn't reward
So slow down, focus
Do yoga poses
And learn to love the lull and just
Breathe, breathe, breathe
(Alright!)
I think I'm smiling and nodding
Blending in and getting on
But no, I haven't fooled the cameras
In my camel camouflage
I'll take it off
And I won't spit on anyone
Even with an invitation, boy
You gotta learn to knock
(Oh knock it off!)
And do me one favor
Remember the safe word
And I have no construction crew
To build this introduction tune but it's sound and under budget, too
The chords work, the beat works, the verse and melody works
And these words, they each work, have purpose versus knee-jerk
Safety first, let's be sure our neon PPE works
Now the only thing that needs work is the last bit of the bridge
I think I'm smiling and nodding, mild-mannered, nodding off
It's just my neck is getting tired, so much nonsense to hold up
Just take a pause
But don't give up the dream
If they change the locks behind you, you can find another key
And hope a smile and a nod's the only signal they have seen
You're no machine but there's no shame
In blowing off a little steam, so hear me knock
Hear me hammer, hear me yell
And don't knock it 'till you've tried it
Tried to knock or tried the bell (Ah, let me in!)
The trip has been paid for and you have a way forth
So don't waste the day or delay it for later
But do me one favor: Remember the safe word