Look at that, boo-boo Okay Hey, come here for a second (what?) Hey, did you wash your hands? (No) Go wash your hands, thank you (you're welcome) Don't need no references, don't need no resume No experience necessary, you just learn along the way No formal interview, no answer to an ad The hardest job I ever did was the best job I ever had No job description, no training of any kind You work nights and weekends, and you don't make overtime No paid holidays, if you get sick, it's just too bad The hardest job I ever did was the best job I ever had The best job I ever had is just to be your dad And giving everything I have to you When I look into your eyes, suddenly I realized That I knew what I was meant to do, that's the truth I told the nurse at the hospital, I wasn't qualified How could I be responsible for somebody else's life Then when you finally came, it all change just like that The hardest job I ever did was the best job I ever had The best job I ever had is just to be your dad And giving everything I have to you When I look into your eyes, suddenly I realized That I knew what I was meant to do, that's the truth The hardest job I ever did was the best job I ever had The hardest job I ever did was the best job I ever had La-ta-da, da-ra-da-da, da-da-da