St. Patrick was a gentleman He came from decent people He built a church in Dublin Town And on it put a steeple His father was a Gallagher His uncle was a Grady His aunt was in O'Shaughnessy His uncle was a Brady The Wicklow hills are very high So is the hill of Howth, sir But there's a hill mush higher still Much higher than them both, sir On the top of this high hill St. Patrick preached a sermon Which drove the frogs into the bogs And banished all the vermin There's not a mile in Eireann's isle Where dirty vermin muster But there he put his dear forefoot And murdered them in clusters The frogs went hop and the toads went pop Slapdash into the water The snakes committed suicide To save themselves from slaughter Nine hundred thousand reptiles blue He charmed with sweet discourses And dined on them at Killaloe In soups and second courses Where blind worms crawling on the grass Disgusted all the nation Right down to hell with a holy spell It changed the situation No wonder that them Irish lads Should be so gay and frisky Sure S.t Paddy taught them that Aswell as making whiskey No wonder that the saint himself Should understand destillin' For his mother kept a shebeen shop In the town of Enniskillen Oh was I but so fortunate As to be back in Munster I'll be bound that from that ground Nevermore what you want, sir There Saint Patrick planted turf Cabbages and praties Pigs galore, ma gra, ma store, Altar boys and ladies