We've been down this room before How many times am I gonna have to close that door? When you've had wine, and you're lonely Why is that the only time you ever want me? You can call me an ex, when you hang out with friends You can call me on a Sunday, just to ask me how I've been You can call me almost any time, 'cept when you're under neon lights 'Cause you say you love me, and we know you don't mean it So just don't call me when you're drinking Just don't call me when you're drinking 'Cause I'll pick up and you'll Uber here We'll do what we always do, and you'll disappear Then I'll wake up, still holding on To something that I'll only have, 'til you're sober and you're gone You can call me an ex, when you hang out with friends You can call me on a Sunday, just to ask me how I've been You can call me almost any time, 'cept when you're under neon lights 'Cause you say you love me, and we know you don't mean it So just don't call me when you're drinking 'Cause I'll start thinking, that this time you really need me My heart won't learn the lesson, that you're always gonna leave me You can call me an ex when you hang out with friends You can call me on a Sunday, just to ask me how I've been You can call me almost any time, 'cept when you're under neon lights 'Cause you say you love me, and we know you don't mean it So just don't call me when you're drinking Just don't call me when you're drinking