Twenty bucks buys ten coupons, two ears of corn and one ride on The tilt-a-whirl with your favorite girl Keep on walking down the midway, three-eyed goats and games to play Step right up, Carney says try your luck You can tell the sweet smell of summer in the air Whole town shuts down, everybody's gonna be there Down at the county fair Big time, big top, big crowds, big hair There's nothing bigger all around The country anywhere than the county fair, woo Judging pigs and judging pies, fighting for the first place prize And have you seen this year's queen 4-H club and FFA working toward a better day And a petting zoo, yeah, they got that too And eight o'clock rolls around, everybody knows The grandstands open up and it's time for the big show Down at the county fair Big time, big top, big crowds, big hair There's nothing bigger all around This country anywhere than the county fair Oh, down at the county fair Big time, big top, big crowds, big hair There's nothing bigger All around this country anywhere than the county fair Down at the county fair, ooh Big time, big top, big crowds, big hair There's nothing bigger In small towns everywhere than the county fair County fair, yeah, county fair Down at the county fair Down at the county fair Down at the county fair