Fuck you MJ, you're not even okay
Peter deserved better, Gwen Stacy makes me wetter
You think you're iconic with your upside-down kiss
But yours wasn't televised, you're still a corn teeth bitch
Peter Harry, Peter Harry
Make up your mind
Your presence on my TV
Should be a crime
Failed acting career
Stick to waiting tables dear
Nothing against Kirsten Dunst
We just think MJ's a cunt
Fuck you MJ, you're not even okay
Peter deserved better, Gwen Stacey makes me wetter
You think you're so smart with your photography arts
But all you ever do is tear Peter apart
Peter Harry, Peter Harry
Make up your mind
Your presence on my TV
Should be a crime
Failed acting career
Stick to waiting tables dear
Nothing against Kirsten Dunst
We just think MJ's a cunt
Fuck you MJ
You're not even okay
Gwen Stacey is our girl
She deserves the world
And shout out to Tobey Maguire
The goat spider
Man
Peter Harry, Peter Harry
Make up your mind
Your presence on my TV
Should be a crime
Failed acting career
Stick to waiting tables dear
Nothing against Kirsten Dunst
We just think MJ's a cunt