And they said you were a martyr And they said you were a saint And I waited up for hours Just to see what you might say And you played me like a piper All the whistles and the bells And you opened up for business And I cleaned off all your shelves. Snake oil. Should have known. Snake oil. In your bones. And I took it down with water And I rubbed it in my wounds And to my surprise it just Made me slippery too When it all came out You were left there on your own. When it came out We all just said