It's friday night (it's friday night)
I'm all alone (I'm all alone)
My significant other has gone off out with her friends
So I'm sitting on my own
But I don't mind (but I don't mind)
I won't protest (I won't protest)
Because it's times like these when I
Can indulge in what I like doing best
Don't need no one because I'm getting Pants Drunk
An evening in, I love to spend it Pants Drunk
Strip down to my underwear, sitting back in my arm chair
Feeling all devil may care with an evenings worth of time to spare
Please don't try to knock I'm getting Pants Drunk
You could be in for quite a shock I'm getting Pants Drunk
No need for dressing to impress, just sitting back in my own mess!
I'm content on my own just getting Pants Drunk
Curry for one, maybe chinese
Or perhaps I'll order both as tonight I'll just as I damn well please
How 'bout that Netflix documentary
About columbian drug cartels, or the fall of nazi germany
Don't need an invite out, I'm getting Pants Drunk
I'm content to lie about just getting Pants Drunk
I'll open up another drink, Fart and revel in the stink!
Just sitting on my ass and getting Pants Drunk.
Please do not disturb I'm getting Pants Drunk
There's nothing more superb than getting Pants Drunk
Look up history on wikipedia, be deliberately contrary on social media
Troll and cause an online fight, and watch it carry on all night
Don't feel bad for me, I'm getting Pants Drunk
You probably don't want to see me getting Pants Drunk
Roaming around the house all wild and
Free, disregarding all sense of dignity
Nights at home were made for getting Pants Drunk!
The world wide web, at my fingertips
A source of endless fascination with my lager cotton chips
Not forgetting, the incognito setting
A gentleman never subjects a lady to
A search history she may find upsetting
There's nothing I love more than getting Pants Drunk
A night spent in is there for getting Pants Drunk
Never do I feel more grand than when I'm
Scratching my balls and sniffing my hand
I'm happy on my own just getting Pants Drunk
Okay ladies and gentlemen listening to this at home
I would like you to do me a favor if you will
Please, repeat after me:
Pants Drunk (pants drunk!)
Pants Drunk (pants drunk!)
Pants Drunk (pants drunk!)
Pants Drunk (pants drunk!)
Don't need no one because I'm getting Pants Drunk
An evening in I love to spend it Pants drunk
Strip down to my underwear, slouching back in my armchair
Feeling all devil may care with an evenings worth of time to spare
Please don't try to knock I'm getting Pants Drunk
You could be in for quite a shock I'm getting Pants Drunk
No need for dressing to impress, just sitting back in my own mess!
I'm content on my own just getting Pants Drunk
No one to judge, my choice of tunes
No longer in my headphones banished up to the spare room
The bathroom door can stay open wide
The dog doesn't complain about the noises from inside
There's something to be said for getting Pants Drunk
Why not stay at home instead and just get Pants Drunk
Nobody to tell you how to spend your
Time, you can do your way and I'll do it mine
Nothing can compare to getting Pants Drunk