(Ah man, Another day, without another dollar)
Just gettin' in had a long day, kinda rough
Got stuck in traffic too, my nerves is extra fucked
Wife got an attitude, why she got an attitude?
I don't fuckin' know, I'm the one that should be mad dude
Wanna have a drink but the doctor say stop it
Pull a baggie out my pocket, grab my bong out the closet
And I smoke, and I ain't trippin'
I'm on a fuckin' mission to get to this kitchen
Don't ask me shit because I've gone fishin'
In my brain most things have gone missin'
In my brain most names have gone missin'
And I'm not stressin' God bless smoke sessions
Fire up the internet play a lil' poker
I could do this shit for hours
I'm a mu-fuckin' smoker
Keep a quarter ounce in my house at all times
Never know when I gotta get bombed out my mind
Cell phone ring and I won't pick it up
(Why?)
Cause I'm high as fuck
Boss left a message and I can't call back
I'm too high for all that
I'm 'bout to call Pink Dot dude I got the munchies
And if they catch me drivin' they gon' take my car from me
I'm goofy like a drunk kid everything is funny
Don't tell me how to fuck I should spend my money
Uh-oh, I think I smoked too much
I got phone calls to make, and I am high as fuck
Had a 20 minute giggle fit that turned to slight panic
What if they deport me cause my name sounds Spanish?
What if I'm an alien that's from another planet
And they erased my memory and no-one there remembers me?
Like when they send the mother ship, no-one even mentions me
And I am left to die with ya'll, a humanoid in misery
Fuck it, I' just smoke again, I'm guessin' that's what smokers do
Even if you smoke a bammer I'll probably smoke with you
My momma, and my wife, and my daddy they some smokers too
Catch me on the Westside, chillin' like a smoker do
Cell phone ring and I won't pick it up
Cause I'm high as fuck
Boss left a message and I can't call back
I'm too high for all that
I'm 'bout to call Pink Dot dude I got the munchies
And if they catch me drivin' they gon' take my car from me
I'm goofy like a drunk kid everything is funny
Don't tell me how to fuck I should spend my money
Like, right now when I'm sayin' this shit, I'm high