Woke up drowned in boredom Cleaned myself up filled my bong up Frozen pizza in the morning This is my life and I love it Maybe later she will call me On my phone that always broken Maybe someday this will happen Maybe someday I'll be happy Eat trash like a looser I want more, yeah, I'm not a chooser Crank the volume on my headphones Beat my meat and go to sleep then Working is not for me yeah It's for the people who like money Maybe someday this will happen Maybe someday I'll be happy