Yup!
It's you and me
We're on the scene
Our wallets barely fold
We're grinnin' like a fiend
The town's to ourselves
Oh what's a boy to do?!
Well strap yourselves in
And let me give you a clue!
No clubs
No shows
How do we spend this cash though?!
No girls
No blondes
Instead we're spending our cash on
Shiny Pieces Of Cardboard!
Shiny Pieces Of Cardboard!
Shiny Pieces Of Cardboard!
I swear that my virginity will pay for itself!
Shiny Pieces Of Cardboard!
Shiny Pieces Of Cardboard!
Shiny Pieces Of Cardboard!
I swear that my virginity will pay for itself
One day!
Tradin' with the lads at the store
Four different homes in Rundle
Cards galore!
Flickin' through the pages
Clean, sleek and black
I still got the funds for 'nother booster pack
Yeah!
No clubs
No shows
How do we spend this cash though?!
No girls
No blondes
Instead we're spending our cash on
Shiny Pieces Of Cardboard!
Shiny Pieces Of Cardboard!
Shiny Pieces Of Cardboard!
I swear that my virginity will pay for itself!
Shiny Pieces Of Cardboard!
Shiny Pieces Of Cardboard!
Shiny Pieces Of Cardboard!
I swear that my virginity will pay for itself
One day!
(Alright, so I play Cheren
He'll allow me to draw three more cards
And I'll attach a fairy energy to my Gardevoir-GX
Check this out, yeah)
Shuffle my hand into my deck
Redraw seven, bouta snap ya neck
Now Hughie's got a plan in the back his head
Roar of Time's gonna knock ya dead!
Six prize cards, gotta take 'em all
When I'm writing rhymes I'm gonna fake 'em all
GX moves, make ya fall
Tag-Team bonds unbreakable!
Shiny Pieces Of Cardboard!
Shiny Pieces Of Cardboard!
Shiny Pieces Of Cardboard!
I swear that my virginity will pay for itself!
Shiny Pieces Of Cardboard!
Shiny Pieces Of Cardboard!
Shiny Pieces Of Cardboard!
I swear that my virginity will pay for itself!
Shiny Pieces Of Cardboard!
Shiny Pieces Of Cardboard!
Shiny Pieces Of Cardboard!
I swear that my virginity will pay for itself
One day!