I went to the shops to get some chips
But I went to the shops and they were out of chips
I wanted a snack
So instead of getting that
I bought a coupla drinks
And you know I got smashed
I went to the pub to get some chips
But I went to the pub and they were out of chips
I wanted a snack
So instead of getting that
I bought a coupla drinks
And you know I got smashed
I just want to eat some chips
I just want to eat some chips
I'm really hungry I wanna find some chips
I'm bloody starving I gotta find some chips!
I went to the servo to get some chips
But the fuckin' servo was out of chips
I wanted a snack
So instead of getting that
I bought a Paddle Pop which was actually quite nice!
Then I bought a few drinks and I got fuckin' smashed!
I've been to all the places in town that normally sell chips
But I've been to all the places in town and none of them have chips!
I just want to eat some chips
I just want to eat some chips
I'm really hungry I wanna find some chips
I'm bloody starving I gotta find some chips!
I just want to eat some chips
(Give me the chips now)
I just want to eat some chips
(Give me the chips now)
I'm really hungry I wanna find some chips
(Chips!)
I'm bloody starving I gotta find some chips!