He's lazy He's crazy Feelin' angry A freak of nature And he picks up another bag Yeah he is the Trashman Regrets Regrets Regrets It smells of aged meat And pounds of dog shit Of course it's raining And oh he's aging And he throws in another bag Yeah he is the Trashman Regrets Regrets Regrets And he breathes hard full of pain Yeah he is the Trashman Regrets Regrets Regrets Regrets