The thought came across my mind And then it left without a trace Leaving me standing there With that look upon my face I ain't the sharpest But I'm not dumb I ain't the sharpest But I'm not dumb If I could detach my brain It would surely be misplaced Would you see a difference If I could do that anyways? I ain't the sharpest But I'm not dumb I ain't the sharpest But I'm not dumb I'm not dull, but I don't have a point And there's not much of a head That you could annoint But, despite how dumb I've been We can conclude I will never be like you I will never be like you 'Cause that's the worst mistake that I could ever do Now, I'll never be like you Now, I'll never be like you I ain't the sharpest But I'm not dumb I ain't the sharpest I'm not dumb But, despite how dumb I've been We can conclude I will never be like you I will never be like you 'Cause that's the worst mistake that I could ever do Now, I'll never be like you Now, I'll never be like you I won't be like you I ain't the sharpest I ain't the sharpest