I think you know that outside I'm useless I couldn't camp if I tried So if you need me to hunt and gather Then we're not gonna survive (Survive) Let's stay at home and let's watch a movie We got a big ol' TV (Big ol' TV) And it won't matter if it's raining We can sit comfortably Inside, outside, whatever occurs It doesn't matter to me if you are there But if I'm being honest, I still would prefer To not be bit by a tick, or have to fight off a bear There's so much we can do With or without the light We can still look at the moon And the stars in the night We got electricity And all the stuff that I like Here in the great indoors (Great indoors) Still, if your heart's set on going out there Well, I'm not saying I won't (I won't) Maybe someday I'll be an outdoorsman I wouldn't hold out much hope (Not much hope) Home entertainment, there's such a big list And we can check the results (Results) So many choices, they're almost endless For two consenting adults (Anything we want) Inside, outside, whatever occurs It doesn't matter to me if you are there (If you are there) But if I'm being honest, I still would prefer To not be bit by a tick, or have to fight off a bear There's so much we can do With or without the light We can still look at the moon And the stars in the night We got electricity And all the stuff that I like Here in the great indoors (Great indoors) There's so much we can do With or without the light We can still look at the moon And the stars in the night We got electricity And all the stuff that I like Here in the great indoors (Great indoors) There's so much we can do With or without the light We can still look at the moon And the stars in the night We got electricity And all the stuff that I like Here in the great indoors (Great indoors)