Something about the blues depressed me How quickly you lose your kid just impressed me When i'm with you I feel up So let's get pizza in a cup I've only known you four weeks and three days To me it feels 9 weeks and 5, babe The first seemed like a week and the second seemed like more It's written down, now tell me that i'm yours I might not have money But now i'm somebody I'm in the phonebook pg 73 So when you make love to your boyfriend think of me You look so peaceful, you almost look dead I'm no longer nervous, can say things i've never said I slit the sheet, the sheet I slit, and on the slitted sheet I sit. With you I'm relaxed enough to say it. I will order both of us the newest wine In hopes that it will help me make you mine. I'll put umbrellas in your drink and keep the snails of your plate If you say "yes" when i ask you on a date Once you get to know me you'll see my special purpose And on that day i'll pick you out a vinyl striped thermos Not an ordinary Thermos but the best that you can buy Now tell me Can I be your guy? I can't clap in time but my heart keeps good rhythm Now promise to think of me when ever youre with him Or if you think that we could work Leave him for this jerk.