Only 6 naughty days in the whole year With 359 of them in the clear Its part of my wish - Just to get on that list The house is all clean and the lighting is soft Not a creature was stirring since the mousetrap went off Never been done before - just makes me want it more I'm jacked up on coffee so I don't fall asleep He's a master of hiding from the paparazzi THIS time i'll pounce from behind all the treats and Say Cheese and snap, #SantaSelfie Hashtag Santa Selfie Catch and release like a sitting duck All of my friends will be jealous as far as I know Im the first one to show - the only photo A little white bearded bro - my red rhino. Hashtag Santa Selfie Hashtag I Love Coffee Hashtag matching sweaters Hashtag Bro's forever