Three hundred pounds of books are on the screen porch Twenty dollars down at the thrift store I was hoping I struck gold But all I found were microwave instructions from the Eighties and a book about birds That's when all my friends walked in Dramatically reading sentences from undiscovered classics We laughed for hours, then we went inside for coffee and a sad goodbye 'Cause this will never happen again This will never happen again Strangers in the basement! Lovers in the car outside I'm looking for a place to hide from overstimulation Then you kissed me on the stairs, apologized politely there Forgave ya with another! Staring deep into your eyes, only then did I realize That this will never happen again This will never happen again This will never happen again This will never happen again