Bought a Hemi Pacer in '74
It's got bananas in the gearbox
Rust in every door
Reconditioned auto-missioned
Drinks a gallon every mile
It looks good from a distance
But it's got a rusted dial
Cruisin' in third lookin' for Bird
Cruisin' in third lookin' for Bird
He'll drive you up the wall or any other place
Dealer said you got a clean unit boy
But he deserves the boot
I bought a second-hand Pacer
When I should've bought a ute
I left it double-parked in a loading zone
And now I've parted ways with my mobile home
Cruisin in third lookin' for Bird
Cruisin in third lookin' for Bird
He'll drive you up the wall or any other place
Bought a Hemi Pacer
It's got bananas in the gearbox and rust in every door
Cruisin' in third lookin' for Bird
Cruisin' in third lookin' for Bird
He'll drive you up the wall or any other place