Today I feel like something's coming on Some hateful quote or some distasteful, callous, or course remark And all views expressed are nothing but my my own So corporate sponsors whisper to me somewhere in the dark Do I believe half of what I write? What you will see is That all this spite comes at a price They love the fact I tell it 'like it is' Each time you tempt me I'll just bait you back, time after time Stop being so goddamn argumentative You know the devil shouts the loudest in this pantomime Do I believe half of what I say? And can't you see That all this spite comes at a price? And what you'll see is That all this spite comes at a price