Do these clothes make me look fat, she said Am I the apple of your eye? Spinning out in second gear Lock the door there's no one here Will you let another year go by? Is it me or is it hot in here? Will someone please alert the chief? No one told us where to go Once again we've missed the show And this reefer gives us no relief Is there anything I'll need to sign? Can you tell me who I am? Didn't have his jacket on It was just another con In Bacrelona on the tram I must have missed the turn, we're off the map Can we take it back a scene? Can I get a guarantee? I put my faith in circuitry A glitch in the program, a flaw in the machine