Well, I don't wanna be where the bands are
I don't wanna hear that chainsaw noise
But I don't give a damn about your hopes and your dreams
Or what the rest of the world enjoys
Well, I've been chewing razor blades, honey
I've been chasing meat
I've got a salvation army banging on in my head
And a bucket of bones at my feet
And there's nothing coming easy
And there's witches in my bed
And there's a taste in my mouth that I just can't place
And I'm haunted by the things I should have said
I'm trying to get better
Well, I'll be your best friend
And I'll kiss goodbye to my evil twin
On my word you can depend
Boy scout to the end
♪
Well, I don't wanna see in your windows
I don't wanna meet your gold dust friends
Well, I don't give a damn about the money in your bank
On what your happiness all depends
Well, I've been sucking on dead air, honey
I've been chasing wind
I've got a hole in my pocket where the sun don't shine
And I'm paranoid that I've been twinned
And everything's moving slowly
Like a carousel sticking in the mud
Everybody's hanging on for one last dance
And I'm bringing my one last drug
And I'm trying to get better
I'll be your best friend
And I'll kiss goodbye to my evil twin
On my word you can depend
Boy scout to the end
♪
Well, I don't wanna be in your phone book
Every time you call me, I'll be engaged
I don't give a damn if you ever get to know me
Or you're horrified and enraged
I've been swallowing rusty nails, honey
I've been breaking teeth
I've got a bag full of tricks, even I don't believe
And I'm a whole different story underneath
And I'm sick and tired of being right
And my heart beats once a day
And there's a hole in my head where the rain gets in
And I'm too old to live any other way
And I'm trying to get better
I'll be your best friend
And I'll kiss goodbye to my evil twin
On my word you can depend
♪
Boy scout to the end
Oh, no