Just when you thought it was safe to go Back in the party on your own It's like the night of the living dead With beer in hand and lampshade on head Fast forward two weeks Someone's coming up your street Fast forward two weeks What is that is that a rat a tat tat tat Sooner or later there will be a knock at the door now you Won't know what you're doin' or what you're doin' it for And then you say to yourself That guy is everywhere That guy is everywhere That guy is everywhere I was definitely there with you that night When you looked like you had seen a ghost I remember because you turned off the lights And we hid In a pile of coats Now fast forward two weeks Someone coming up you're street Fast forward two weeks What was that was that a rat a tat tat tat Sooner or later there'll be a knock at the door but you Won't know what your doin' or what you're doin' it for Then you say to yourself That guy is everywhere That guy is everywhere That guy is everywhere oh Activated the security light as he came up the garden path We all waited and tried to be quiet And we suddenly heard that rat a tat tat tat Sooner or later there'll be a knock at the door but You won't know what your doin' or what you're doin' it for Then you say to yourself That guy is everywhere That guy is everywhere That guy is everywhere Count me out (repeat 11x) Whoah (repeat 9x)