(One, two, three, four) (Six, seven, eight) It pains me to tell you about life 'Cause you understand too much In case you ask too much There's no warning on the packet There's no warning on the packet You're allergic to the contents you depend upon If we catch a criminal, when we catch a criminal There's nothin' we can do but play cops and robbers Cops and robbers If we catch a criminal, when we catch a criminal There's nothin' we can do Except line them up against the wall and shoot them all It pains me to tell you about life 'Cause you understand too much 'Cause you ask too much There's no warning on the packet There's no warning on the packet And you're allergic to the contents you depend upon If we catch a criminal, when we catch a criminal There's nothin' we can do but play cops and robbers Cops and robbers If we catch a criminal, when we catch a criminal There's nothin' we can do Line them up against the wall and shoot them all And pray to God that none of them will hear the sound There's no warning on the packet There's no warning on the packet You're allergic to the contents you depend upon You depend upon If we catch a criminal Cops and robbers Criminal, when we catch a criminal There's nothin' we can do but play cops and robbers Cops and robbers Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh, robbers, cops and robbers Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh Line them up against the wall and shoot them all