There's a disaster at the house next door
Man's been locked out his wife's asleep on the floor
Catastrophe, catastrophe oh oh oh oh
His car is broken, so he walks down the road
The skies are open and the heavens explode
Catastrophe, catastrophe oh oh oh oh
I don't know why bad things happen to me
Everyday that I wake up, its a catastrophe
My friends and family don't come and visit me
They always say to me you're a catastrophe
He tries to call her on the telephone
Please leave a message at the end of the tone
Call me back, won't you call me back again
He make's his way down the lonely road
He starts to feel like he did before
Alone again, catastrophe oh oh oh oh
I don't know why bad things happen to me
Everyday when I wake up, its a catastrophe
My friends and family don't come and visit me
They always say to me you're a catastrophe
Woah oh oh oh oh oh
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Woah oh oh
Woah oh oh
Woah oh oh
I don't know why bad things happen to me
Everyday when I wake up, its a catastrophe
My friends and family don't come and visit me
They always say to me you're a catastrophe