Baby, I'm gonna have to give you up for Lent
You took all my credit cards, my money's been spent
You took out my Mercedes and brought it home with a dent
Baby, I'm gonna have to give you up for Lent
Well, ever since I've known you, you've been pretty loose
Especially when you get on the Wild Turkey and the juice
I gave you enough rope to hang yourself with that noose, I'm gonna
Send you to Morocco to go on and cook up some cous-cous, hey, hey
Baby, I'm gonna have to give you up for Lent
You took all my credit cards, my money's been spent
You took out my Mercedes and brought it home with a dent
Baby, I'm gonna have to give you up for Lent
You deserved my foot but I gave you my hand
You asked for a boy but I gave you a man
I took you to the beach, you said, "Ah, there's too much sand", I'm gonna
Send you to Beijing to go on and cook some moo goo gai pan, hey, hey
Baby, I'm gonna have to give you up for Lent
You took all my credit cards, my money's been spent
You took out my Mercedes and brought it home with a dent
Baby, I'm gonna have to give you up for Lent
You said you were bored, I said, "Hey, why not take up Judo?"
You busted my collar bone and you called me a puto
I thought you were intellectual but you were just pseudo
I'm gonna send you to Acapulco to go on and cook some menudo odelay
Baby, I'm gonna have to give you up for Lent
You took all my credit cards, my money's been spent
You took out my Mercedes and brought it home with a dent
Baby, I'm gonna have to give you up for Lent