You tumbled into my life at a sentimental time
You had your hair in braids, you looked so fine
When I first met you I was a long-gone daddy
By the time I left the bar, I made sure I had your addy
Stuffed inside my pocket on a wrinkled piece of paper
I knew from that day on, my love would never taper
Never gonna let you get out of my world
Holy moly baby, make my toenails curl
I gotta tell you now, my brain is gonna swirl
'Cause I'm in love with my pixy stick girl
We do the crossword over scrambled eggs at noon
And then retire to my feather-bedded room
I could spend a couple years just discovering your body
The way you bruise my bones is just like sexual karate
I got rugburns on my rugburns, feeling kind of flirty
I never thought I'd ever hear a woman talk so dirty
I'm never gonna let you get out of my world
Holy moly baby, make my toenails curl
I gotta tell you now, my brain is gonna swirl
'Cause I'm in love with my pixy stick girl
Sometimes I feel like a freaky super fly
And other times I just hang my head and I just cry
We fight like dogs, we fight like cats
Egads woman! You drive me bats!
We gotta take a time out every once in awhile
But you know, for you babe, I'd walk the country mile
I'm never gonna let you get out of my world
Holy moly baby, make my toenails curl
I gotta tell you now, my brain is gonna swirl
'Cause I'm in love with my pixy stick girl
I gotta tell you now, my brain is gonna swirl
'Cause I'm in love with my pixy stick girl