He's got a hammock hung up
Between a sweet gum and a piece of PVC
He's a hot dog griller, and a cold beer killer
And he fights for guns and peace
He's a college grad with a tat on his back
Of a fuzzy memory
He pays cash and respects to Merle
A single wide dreamer in a double wide world
He's a shoulda, coulda, woulda
Maybe still he oughta be a–
A preacher or professor of highfalutin philosophy
He's as easy as that breeze a blowin'
Up the skirt on Marilyn Man-rowin'
And a-floatin' and a-tokin' down that stream
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He's an over-qualified-er
A bona fide backslider
A poet and a know-it-all
And a pleasure when he's stoned
He works extra hard to not work too hard
Grows grass in his backyard
And if Heaven ain't for him
Hell, I don't wanna go
He's a shoulda, coulda, woulda
Maybe still he oughta be a–
A preacher or professor of highfalutin philosophy
Yeah, he's the friend you got that gets with all the willin' girls
Single wide dreamin' in a double wide world
All the willin' girls
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He's a shoulda, coulda, woulda
Maybe still he oughta be a–
A preacher or professor of highfalutin philosophy
He's as easy as a breeze a-blowin'
Up the skirt on Marilyn Man-rowin'
And a-floatin' and a-tokin' down that stream
Yeah, he's the friend ya got that gets with all the willin' girls
Single wide dreamin' in a double wide world
He's a single wide dreamer in a double wide world