We packin' Diamond Pistols
I changed my bio
It says "Father", don't say "Daddy"
All my friends will tip their caddies
Whenever we finish up 18 holes
Game night is lit now
Always make noise when I sit down
That don't mean I don't spend dollars
Whenever I go to Home Depot
Yeah, let's get this show on the road
Refund check, go to spend it on a boat (ahoy)
Because I'd rather be fishin'
Teeth is lookin' colder than the beer I'm sippin' (ice)
I'll leave the decoratin' to my wife (yeah)
But I'ma rearrange her insides (hahaha)
Hah, the dad dick is no joke
Shit hangin' like a panorama photo (ayy)
I built a deck around the house and then I painted it (I painted it)
Didn't like the kitchen so I renovated it
After Johnny's little league, hit the local Applebee's
Cleaned the plate and tell the waitress that I hated it (God, I hated it, haha)
And when we at Target, I back in and park it (back in and park it)
I stay in the whip and I check the stock market (check the stock market)
I changed my bio
It says "Father", don't say "Daddy"
All my friends will tip their caddies
Whenever we finish up 18 holes
Game night is lit now
Always make noise when I sit down
That don't mean I don't spend dollars
Whenever I go to Home Depot
I got two jet skis in the garage
Sleepin' with my wife and my dog named Ménage
Got a career, baby, not a lil' job
I say, "Get on your knees," I'm just talkin' 'bout God
My wallet too fat, fuckin' with my back
'Bout ten credit cards, what you know about that?
Every time I swipe, get a lil' kickback, that
Dresser too heavy, daddy gonna lift that
I love to play poker (poker)
Lay pipe in some loafers (loafers)
Whip you around like a chauffeur (chauffeur)
I play with real guns, not no controller (controller)
I'm on the Internet and they call me Daddy
All this housework made me so chatty
Power tools, oh, that make me savvy
No, I haven't tried to f- the nanny
I changed my bio
It says "Father", don't say "Daddy"
All my friends will tip their caddies
Whenever we finish up 18 holes
Game night is lit now
Always make noise when I sit down
That don't mean I don't spend dollars
Whenever I go to Home Depot