You are my one and only
You make me happy as a pony
For my birthday give me a horn
And I will become a unicorn
I will gallop through the sewers
While eating chicken skewers
From my barbeque at home
Which is beneath a purple dome
You could come to my home sometime
I can assure you it will be rather sublime
The barbeque is divine
But don't eat any of mine
Eat my barbeque
And I will tortue you
For the rest of your life
I will pierce you like a dagger or knife
I will be coming
So you should start running
Watch your back
Until ducks don't quack