Hello Joe, whatta you know? (We need a hit, so here I go) (Ball one, Yea!) (Ball two, Yea!) (Strike one, Booo!) (Strike two, Kill that umpire!) (Yea! A case of Wheaties) He started baseball's famous streak That's got us all aglow He's just a man and not a freak Joltin' Joe DiMaggio (Joe, Joe DiMaggio) (We want you on our side) He tied the mark at forty-four July the 1st, you know Since then he's hit a good twelve more Joltin' Joe DiMaggio (Joe, Joe DiMaggio) (We want you on our side) From coast to coast that's all you'll hear Of Joe the one man show He's glorified the horsehide sphere Joltin' Joe DiMaggio (Joe, Joe DiMaggio) (We want you on our side) He'll live in baseball's Hall of Fame He got there blow by blow Our kids will tell their kids his name Joltin' Joe DiMaggio (We dream of Joey with the light brown bat) (Joe, Joe DiMaggio) We want you on our side And now they speak in whispers low Of how they stopped our Joe One night in Cleveland, Oh, Oh, Oh Goodbye streak DiMaggio