Comes walking on, to thus spoke Zarathustra
Pulls it of wearing alligator shoes, yeah
You better beware, its a jungle in there
Ladies and gentlemen welcome to the ring Mr
Ric Flair
I enlighten you to a little known fact
Whenever Ric "WOO"s, its always B flat
(Actually C sharp but who's checkin)
He even knows where the hippest note's at
And get any pretty woman in the world he wants
Just like that.
WOO, who's that, sitting over there
WOO, sporting that pink underwear.
WOO, most glorious platinum hair,
All you young pretenders well you better beware.
Jake the snake, unsurprisingly had a snake.
Ultimate warrior had paint on his face.
Hacksaw Jim Duggan, had a 2.
But with style like this, you don't need no more.
Got a lot of friends, got a lot of foes.
They be quaking in their boots when I be bouncing off the ropes
Lots of people talking, few of them know,
You gotta have a tag if you wanna make that dough.
WOO, who's that, sitting over there
WOO, sporting that pink underwear.
WOO, most glorious platinum hair,
All you young pretenders well you better beware
Survived a plane crash, survived being struck by lightening,
Only drives the fines cars, and dines the finest dining.
People try to say that size don't matter
I wish to contravene,
You can measure a mans success by the length of his limousine.
WOO
Rolex wearing, styling profiling, alligator booted,
Limousine riding,
Absolutely no commercial flying, all night dancing, all night loving
Kiss stealin, wheeling and dealing, son of a gun
Such a man there can be only one.
WOO, who's that, sitting over there
WOO, sporting that pink underwear.
WOO, most glorious platinum hair,
All you young pretenders well you better beware
Come on boys, take it on home boys, thus spoke Zarathustra!