Pick her up in half an hour Buy her dinner somewhere nice Be at your very best behaviour Ask her questions give advice Put her down but do it gently Do not talk about yourself Tell her how, just tell her how Beautiful you think she is After dinner get her coffee After coffee get her wine After wine, after wine Take her home and get your way She'll give you everything you want and more She'll give you everything you want and more They always do, they always do Now call her up and say you're late Put her down but do it gently Do not talk about yourself Tell her how, tell her how Beautiful you think she is She'll give you everything you want She might even give you more If you believe in it enough then Maybe she'll believe it too See the moonlit clouds above us What is on your mind right now? Are you cold? here, take my jacket It's the next street on your right Tell me all about your past Everything there is to know I never thought of it that way Just make yourself at home