Well even though it was far
Yeah you still drove your car
To pick me up from my job when I got fired
And I cried on your shoulder
Yeah and now that we're older
I may be cheap, drunk and poor
But I'm no liar
Well I rave and rave I still remember the day
When you took me to my first casino
I went across the Pacific
And across the Atlantic
You're a one of a kind who likes to party
I saw you topless one time
Though you're a friend of mine
I'd throw you down on the bed in a hurry
Oh oh oh Callie
You're a hell of a girl
If you remember this tune I'll be happy
And your glory days are a long way away
You're the heart of the town so don't go leaving
You know we've had some setbacks
But after all of our laughs
We have to admit you have courage
For you took the plunge
And you were the first one
To accept that spineless prick's hand in marriage
Well you can't fool me and I'm sure you'll agree
That your favourite mistake is your daughter
And it's no excuse
That the condom was loose
For now you're home every night at six for dinner
And we knew for sure
His balls would make a girl
And you can bet all our sons will try to bang her
Oh oh oh Callie
You're a hell of a girl
If you remember this tune I'll be happy
And your glory days are a long way away
You're the heart of the town so don't go leaving
Oh oh oh Callie
You're a hell of a girl
If you remember this tune I'll be happy
And your glory days are a long way away
You're the heart of the town so don't go leaving