Hey I'm ready I'm ready as anybody can be Yeah I'm ready I'm ready as anybody can be Said I'm ready for you I hope you're ready for me I got an axe handle pistol on a graveyard frame That shoot tombstone bullets swingin' ball and chain I'm drinkin' TNT I'm smokin' dynamite I hope some school boy start a fight 'Cause I'm ready I'm ready as anybody can be Said I'm ready for you I hope you're ready for me All you pretty little things With your pretty little hair I know that you think That I ain't nowhere But stop what your doin' baby Come over here I'll prove to you baby that I ain't no square 'Cause I'm ready I'm ready as anybody can be Said I'm ready for you I hope you're ready for me Oh "Come on Jan" ♪ Well I been drinkin' gin like never before I feel so good yeah I want you to know One more drink yeah I wish you would It takes a whole lotta lovin' to make me feel good 'Cause I'm ready I'm ready as anybody can be Oh Said I'm ready for you I hope you're ready for me "Mac McNabb" ♪ I got an axe handle pistol on a graveyard frame That shoot tombstone bullets swingin' ball and chain I'm drinkin' TNT I'm smokin' dynamite I hope some school boy start a fight 'Cause I'm ready I'm ready as anybody can be Yeah Said I'm ready for you I hope you're ready for me Said I'm ready for you I hope you're ready for me Said I'm ready for you I hope I hope you're ready for me Ready for me Oh are you ready yeah? "Here we come" "Alright alright"