Hey you dude, standing outside the venue Asking everyone if they're straight-edge If they say yes, you will offer your hand But if they say no, you tell them to learn the truth It's up to them, what they do with their lives 'Cause they like to drink, well, that's just fine Who the fuck are you to tell them what's right? What happened to the freedom to choose? So, fuck your conversions Fuck all your rules And treating non-edgers as if they were fools People like you give straight-edge a bad name Persecuting those who don't feel the same Well, it's true that I am straight-edge myself But that's because it works for me I don't give a fuck how you enjoy yourself Just don't fucking judge me 'cause I'm clean Even though I live the same way I won't perpetuate your stupid clichés Did you forget why we're all even here? It's about the music, not the fucking beer So, fuck your conventions Fuck all your rules Those X's on your hands make you look like a tool I may be straight-edge myself, but I just gotta say Fascist elitism is never okay Yeah, fascist elitism is never okay