The smell I omit could make you commit suicide The fumes of a thousand farts filling your cold and blackened eyes Take a shower or at least take a bath If you don't take this soap I'll shove it straight up your ass Tell someone who cares, I'm not going anywhere Bleh! ♪ The smell I omit could make you commit homicide An odor of death that lingers for life and repels everything in sight Wash your clothes, wash out your hair, There's dirt on your knuckles and flies everywhere If you don't like me that's fine Just don't waste my time 'Cause I ran out of clean pants again But I'll never ever do the laundry Ran out of T-shirts again but I'll never ever do the laundry Ran out of tube socks again but I'll never ever do the laundry Ran out of undies again but I'll never ever do the laundry Never again