Ladies and gentlemen, welcome onboard Flight MHC-69 With service from Brussels to L.A. Please make sure your safety belt is buckled up very, very tight We also ask that your seats and table trays are in the upright position to take-off We might experience some turbulence during our flight Just remain seated and watch me deep in the eyes In case of emergency, I will personally take care of you When we are lacking oxygen I'm sure we will find a volunteer to make a good mouth to mouth And in case of crashing You can always make use of my natural airbags If the plain is forced to make an emergency landing I do have to tell you that there is no emergency exit But trust me, it will be the best part of the trip Enjoy your flight