T'is incredible
Since times medieval
These girls are edible
Jolie Julie Jezebel
Not happy, beh vas y gueule
Make her scream decibel
Girls say my breath smell
But they like me, I can tell
Unstoppable French Seamen
Came across the ocean gleaming
Awash with social demons
Making women taste their creaming
Black and white stripes
It's the type who like fights
Stab you with a baguette
Walk away with no regret
I spit in your general direction
If you have no objection
I shit on your collection
Of beef steak and gravy
You people are fucking crazy
No sun on your beaches
I come to tame your bitches with riches
Causing commotion
Cussing crossing every ocean
As they put the wheels in motion
Making milky magic potion
Like Asterix and Obelix
Dastard mix to catch the chics
Master Dicks gotta bag of tricks
Attack the Picts with faster ships
Looking for the young ones
Destroy their onions
It's a Froggy vengeance
Do what they dont want
French hospitality
Treat you like royalty
Take you to my bed
Then off with your head
Don't like it when the Rosbif come into my village
I piss in their coffee and I spit in their visage
Ask me for directions, I say I no understand
Turn your ass around and
Go back to your Angle land
So come on people sober up
You people hold a shoulder shrug
Your welfare system doled it up
Now your young play hold 'em up
Your immigrants are residents
French by all evidence
People are all dissidents
Don't listen to the president
Water is for rabbits
Y'all got alcoholic habits
When the shit really happens
Go to church on the sabbath
I'll go home for a cuppa
Or a fish n chip supper
You might here me mutter
You Froggy Muthafuckas