Look, how incredibly strong I am My shoulders hold a ton of weight Trouble lives next door, we meet every day It pushes me around, but I stand straight Look, how incredibly solid I am I'm a concrete block, I'm a truckload of steel Misery drives down my street every day But I block the road and I stop its wheel I won't let you sink, come, swim in my lake You know that I'm fake - you can trust me Fake - come, swim in my lake Fake - don't be scared I'm fake - you can trust me! Look, how incredibly resistant I am I protect and I serve and I stand the pain I die a hundred times every day But I get up and I fight again Look, how incredibly reliable I am You can count on my words, whatever they mean Turn me on, I'm here every day My voice will keep you safe and clean I won't let you sink, come, swim in my lake You know that I'm fake - you can trust me Fake - come, swim in my lake Fake - don't be scared I'm fake - you can trust me! Get up on my back and relax, you're going to fly I can make you do it, you just have to try You can make a difference, why always comply? Come after me and you'll learn how to lie I won't let you sink, come, swim in my lake You can trust me, I'm fake! (4x)