Wrecking through the Galaxy, having lots of fun Feeling like a happy crap, I got an itchy bum I quickly found my way to a space age lavatory I asked the bog attendant, have you got 50p Pick pick pick yum yum yum Klingonz sticking on my bum Pick pick pick yum yum yum Klingonz sticking on my bum Searching round the toilet seat, I got a big surprise I discovered a little secret that was right before my eyes It's very plain to see because it's right between your knees It's colored sort of brown but it tasted quite like cheese Pick pick pick yum yum yum Klingonz sticking on my bum Pick pick pick yum yum yum Klingonz sticking on my bum Looking for some toilet sheets I searched around the bog Suddenly I was vaporised in a cloud of green fog When I got the smell, tears were running down my face The gassy leak from my bum was stinking up the place Pick pick pick yum yum yum Klingonz sticking on my bum Pick pick pick yum yum yum Klingonz sticking on my bum