I went to the river, I couldn't get across
I jumped on your papa cause i thought he was a horse now
Rode him over, give him coca-cola, lemon soda, saucer of ice cream
Takes soap and water for to keep it clean
Up she jumped, down she fell
Her mouth flew open like a mussel shell now
Ride her over, give her coca-cola, lemon soda, saucer of ice cream
Takes soap and water for to keep it clean
Your sister was a teddy, your daddy was a bear
Put a muzzle on your mama, cause she had bad hair now
Ride her over, give her coca-cola, lemon soda, saucer of ice cream
Takes soap and water for to keep it clean
If you want to hear that elephant laugh
Take him down to the river and wash his yes yes yes then
Ride him over, give him coca-cola, lemon soda, saucer of ice cream
Takes soap and water for to keep it clean
If you want to go to heaven when you D-I-E
You got to put on your collar and your T-I-E now
Ride him over, give him coca-cola, lemon soda, saucer of ice cream
Takes soap and water for to keep it clean
If you want to get the rabbits out the L-O-G
You got to put on the stump like a D-O-G now
Ride him over, give him coca-cola, lemon soda, saucer of ice cream
Takes soap and water for to keep it clean
Run here doctor, run here fast
See what's the matter with his yes yes yes now
Ride him over, give him coca-cola, lemon soda, saucer of ice cream
Soap and water for to keep it clean