We don't need no hotel
We don't need no motel
Just get on the bed, get undressed
Let me show you what I do best
We don't need no hotel
We don't need no motel
If you havin' doubts, get on the couch
Let me show you what I'm all about
Don't like to brag, don't like to boast
I'm like hot butter on breakfast toast
I know you need the most
Affectionate bloke to keep you close
And I know I'm just the guy
Fantasize and feel alive
Wine and dine you every night
Slide inside you when it's time
Oh me, oh my, that's real
I can't conceal the way I feel
Tonight let's stay in the crib
You already know what it is
We don't need no hotel
We don't need no motel
Just get on the bed, get undressed
Let me show you what I do best
We don't need no hotel
We don't need no motel
If you havin' doubts, get on the couch
Let me show you what I'm all about
I know you wanna flaunt your status
And live like you in a palace
But it's not like you embarrassed
To be a freak in our mattress
I know you wanna make an impression
As we check in at the Westin
But let me ask you this question
Have I ever steered you wrong?
Sometimes no frills is such a thrill
Plus we don't gotta worry bout a mini-bar bill
That's as real as it gets
You giving me head in the bed
Yeah I know you belong in Ambassador Suites
With a view of the beach
But tonight you and me gonna let loose and just screw in the sheets
Yeah
Oh me, oh my, that's real
I can't conceal the way I feel
Tonight let's stay in the crib
You already know what it is
We don't need no hotel
We don't need no motel
Just get on the bed, get undressed
Let me show you what I do best
We don't need no hotel
We don't need no motel
If you havin' doubts, get on the couch
Let me show you what I'm all about